Starting A Garden Project T-Shirts

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Gardener laying turf.

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Do you have anything bigger?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Raining

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Planting veggies

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

Watering Flowers

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Show and Tell.

House plants

What your house plant says about you...

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree Squirrel

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."