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The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Do you have anything bigger?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Raining

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Planting veggies

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'First weeds of spring.'

Barbecue

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Watering Flowers

Show and Tell.

Tree Squirrel

Digging.

House plants

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.