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The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Raining

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'First weeds of spring.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Watering Flowers

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Barbecue

Show and Tell.