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Gardening for Beginners

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

House plants

Tree Squirrel

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Grow damn you!