Starting A Garden T-Shirts

Miracle Gro Compost.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Planting veggies

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"What are you growing?"

Plant Relay

Peas and Q's in a garden.

Grow damn you!

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"You must have a green thumb."

House plants

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

What your house plant says about you...

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Protecting the green

Gardener

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

This berry plant destroyed all my new landscaping. Swept away by a strong currant!

Plant Lady

"I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I tell them their meager side salads were grown right here in Brooklyn!"

A bee getting excited looking at a flower catalogue.

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

'I've gone for the countryside look.'

"Are you SURE you put grass seed down and NOT fertiliser?"

'Only the best will do for my household plants.'