Novice Gardening Mugs

Gardening for Beginners

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"You must have a green thumb."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

What your house plant says about you...

Gardener

Tree Squirrel

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

House plants

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'