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Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"First time pruning?"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"River well stocked this year."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'My first camera'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Model Building

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Tree Squirrel

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

I bake my own bread.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I'll race you to the top."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

She found baking helped enormously.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"