Taking Up A New Hobby In Gardening Mugs

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"First time pruning?"

The Hobby Store

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"River well stocked this year."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'My first camera'

'First of all, relax.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Model Building

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree Squirrel

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

I bake my own bread.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I'll race you to the top."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."