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Hydroponic Gardening

The Joy of Greens.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Man using to much bug spray

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

Snowman

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Positively Petersham

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Planting veggies

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You must have a green thumb."

'First weeds of spring.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Watering Flowers

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Barbecue

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Weeds

We practically live out here in the summer.