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'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Cat Nip.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"You overwatered the plant, again."

House plants

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

In the houseplant cemetery.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Mowing the Jungle