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Keen gardener.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Snowman

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

An old man growing berries

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Positively Petersham

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'First weeds of spring.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Watering Flowers

Barbecue

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Weeds

We practically live out here in the summer.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

House plants

What your house plant says about you...