Green Policies Pillows

"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Recycling bottle bank.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Gardener

Ecotourism.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'