Eco-friendly Initiative Launch Pillows

Award for recycling

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Solar Plant

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."