Environmentally Friendly Solutions Pillows

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

100% carbon neutral

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Solar Plant

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Recycling bottle bank.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.