Eco-friendly Technology Pillows

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

The Prius 80.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I blame global warming!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Just Stop Boil

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

100% carbon neutral

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove