Plant Decorator Mugs

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

House plants

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Trick or treat?"

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"