Nest Egg Nurturer Pillows

'You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet.'

Baby Boomers vote

'Funny, when my broker told me to build a nest egg I thought he meant mine, not his!'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"It's never too late to improve the deficit in your retirement savings - ever considered a life of crime?"

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(k), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

'You've made a wise decision to use a financial planner. Failing to plan is planning to fail.'

"I'm afraid your pension investments haven't returned quite the gains that we'd have hoped..."

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'I want to make enough to retire early.'

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'

'So how's my 401 (k) doing?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I can see you're a little disappointed at your pension forecast..."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"It's true that many people do rely upon 'downsizing' to fund a pension..."

'I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a father.'

"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."