Nest Nurturers Pillows

"My little birdie flew the nest and then moved back home to live in the basement."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

Population rocket

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."