Novel Nurturers Pillows

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Population rocket

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Jerry Lordan

Earth Mother

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."