Novel Nurturers Pillows

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Jerry Lordan

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother