Nest Egg Navigator Gifts

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing direction sign.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Bear Signpost.

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.