Family Nest Navigator Gifts

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

A Preschool of Fish

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"Wet wipe?"

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'