Nest Builder Extraordinaire Gifts

NOW you tell me you don't want children?

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Gracie's baby toys.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Children's Imagination

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."