Nest Builder Gifts

Sometimes I wonder if working on the house is his way of avoiding meaningful conversation.

To do: Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig. Get twig.

Peace on Earth

'How long's he been out there?'

"We're upping sticks and moving."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Egg Buggy

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Nest building

Kids on Building Site.

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.