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'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Nest building

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tree house.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Man building a tree house

'How long's he been out there?'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Will build to suit myself.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

Peace on Earth

Castle-shaped igloo.

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Birdhouse Shapes

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."