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Two Retirement Options

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Tree house.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'How long's he been out there?'

Snow Bridge.

Man building a tree house

"He wants to be an architect."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Nest building

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Hamster.

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

Peace on Earth

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'