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'That's your retirement plan, to buy a lottery ticket each week?'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"River well stocked this year."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

Cat king.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

This castle manager job better be for real.

James Barrie.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"And that won't wake me either."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Great events in Chemistry...

"'A little castle' is out of the question I'm afraid. You may have slept for a hundred years, but the housing market hasn't."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"The clerk will call the roll."

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Sleeping Moose