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'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Late night teddy reading

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Night-time halo

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

i-teddy

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Keep on Truckin.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The Personal ATM

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'