Nap Dreamer Mugs

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Late night teddy reading

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Night-time halo

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"What's that you're reading?"

The Personal ATM

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Man and Machine snoozing

Keep on Truckin.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'