Nightmare Dreamer Mugs

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Late night teddy reading

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Night-time halo

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Painting taking root...

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'