Dreadful Dreamer Mugs

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Painting taking root...

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hot Air Balloon

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."