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Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."