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Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island