Everest Dreams T-Shirts

Conkerers of Everest

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The star hunters

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

Breakfast surreal.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

When dogs dream...

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Sleeping Potion

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

Mount Everest.

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

The Lights

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'Wow! I've always wanted to fly like a bird!'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Lab rat dreams.