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'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Anywhere but here

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

The Family Joules: Part 15

A workaholic's dream.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Don't have nightmares!

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Little Mountaineers

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

Chaironaut

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

Falling

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Sleeping Tiger

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.