Dream Explorer T-Shirts

"This is Carl and Freda from Research and Development, and that's Daryl from our Crazy Dreamer Division."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Falling

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"I died in my sleep."

'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'

Chicken Nightmares

Sleepwalkers Club Night Out

Dream Advertisements.

'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'

'I was trapped in a room with ten beautiful girls, , , I was a girl too,'

'I dreamed I died and went to heaven.'

Counting sheep, and one getting stuck in a fence.

Cat Nightmares

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'I dreamed I was eating marshmallows, and when I woke up, I couldn't remember the punch line.'

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

Sleep walking golfer

'I had that drowning dream again last night.'

'Pinocchio lived happily ever after. But I had a nightmare.'

Changing the dream

"I dreamed that I stopped doing your laundry."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

A workaholic's dream.

"It's that same old dream, the one that starts out with the axe murder."

A man dreams of a butterfly and a bat attacks it.

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

"I keep having this strange dream..."