Dream Explorer T-Shirts

"This is Carl and Freda from Research and Development, and that's Daryl from our Crazy Dreamer Division."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

Sleepwalkers Club Night Out

Falling

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

"I died in my sleep."

'Maybe you should see a doctor about your nightmares, Harold.'

Chicken Nightmares

Dream Advertisements.

'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'

"I keep having this strange dream..."

Man swims up a waterbed toward a sleeping couple.

"Hello, police? I want to report a noise issue!"

A man dreams of a butterfly and a bat attacks it.

"Do dreams during naps count?"

"It's that same old dream, the one that starts out with the axe murder."

'I dreamed I died and went to heaven.'

Cat Nightmares

"It's that same dream again, Doc! I'm addressing the crew, then I suddenly realize I'm not wearing my eye patch, hook, and peg leg."

Counting sheep, and one getting stuck in a fence.

'I was trapped in a room with ten beautiful girls, , , I was a girl too,'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'I dreamed I was eating marshmallows, and when I woke up, I couldn't remember the punch line.'

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

Sleep walking golfer

'I had that drowning dream again last night.'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

'Pinocchio lived happily ever after. But I had a nightmare.'