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"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Works every time."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Baby Boomers vote

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'What would you like done with your DNA?'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'