Nests Gifts

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Peace on Earth

"We're upping sticks and moving."

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

Birdhouse Shapes