Nesting Nester Gifts

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

Nest building

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Sitting Out the Lambada

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Bird landing on egghead monk

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

Inauguration Watch Party