Nesting Nester Gifts

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'Second childhood, eh?'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Bird landing on egghead monk

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'

Inauguration Watch Party