Nest Nester Gifts

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Egg Buggy

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Sitting Out the Lambada

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Walking the Dog.

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'