Nestling Nester Gifts

Nest building

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

"Drat!"

Still living with parents....

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

Bird landing on egghead monk

'But it's my favourite jumper...'