Nestling Nester T-Shirts

Nest building

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Still living with parents....

'Nest Accessories.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Drat!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Bird landing on egghead monk

Feng Shui