Net Nester T-Shirts

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Egg Buggy

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Walking the Dog.

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

'Son, sometimes a mother needs to hear those three little words...'I'm moving out.''

'The kids all flew away, but I can't get my husband to leave the nest!'