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Moving in

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Egg Buggy

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Nest building

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

Baby Boomers vote

Empty Nest.