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Walking the Dog.

'That was fun!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Fear of news.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

Nest building

Still living with parents....

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

Paper Wasp.

'Second childhood, eh?'