Evening Nester T-Shirts

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Empty Nester Parents: Dad will give you a good talking to and mom will give you a hug.

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.