Evening Nester Gifts

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Nest building

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Drat!"

Still living with parents....

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Walking the Dog.

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

'The kids all flew away, but I can't get my husband to leave the nest!'