Modern Nester Gifts

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Still living with parents....

Nest building

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

Walking the Dog.

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

Feng Shui

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Inauguration Watch Party

'Son, sometimes a mother needs to hear those three little words...'I'm moving out.''

'The kids all flew away, but I can't get my husband to leave the nest!'

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'