Nomadic Nester T-Shirts

'We're just renting, with an option to skip town in the middle of the night.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Travel Scenes

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Still living with parents....

Nest building

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

'Second childhood, eh?'

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'