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It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Egg Buggy

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

Nest building

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.