Nature Nester Pillows

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Egg Buggy

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Still living with parents....

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

Nest building

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Sitting Out the Lambada

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

Walking the Dog.

Feng Shui

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.