Note Nester Pillows

Pile of Music Notes

Baby Mozart.

My other cello is a Stradivari

The Music Seed

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

New music conference

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Jerry Lordan

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Musical genres

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Musical Bicycle.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Musical Pondering.

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Musician's Fishing Trip

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'