Newspaper Nester Mugs

Walking the Dog.

'That was fun!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Fear of news.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Nest building

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Sitting Out the Lambada

Paper Wasp.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'